Arizona to secede from the Union of the United States.

At the hands of neo-Nazi Russell Pearce and Jan “prison pimp” Brewer, Arizona plans to secede from the US. Please suggest a new name for Arizona.

Already submitted:

1. Aryan-Zona

2. Aynrandistan

3. Moronvia

4. Anglosaxonia

5. Extra-Chromosomia

6. Aynrandistan

7. McCainland

8. Teabagistan

9. Nuttania

10. Azholeapagous

11. Nowherezona

12. Doofania

Sounds insane to secede, but I ain’t making this shit up. Read the details in these stories.

“Arizona to Secede?” —Yahoo News

“Arizona Becoming First State To Secede” —HuffPo

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.